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The holidays are a special time of year.  And even in the hospital, that is no exception.  Here is a little holiday hospital humor for all of us who know the holidays mean something a little extra “special” 🙂

On the first day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

A patient in a Soma Bed.

On the second day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Two Vented Patients.

On the third day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Three Back Pains.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Four Families Fighting.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Five Trauma Ones!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Six GI’s A Bleeding.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Seven Rectal Foreign Objects.  (“I know, I know, you fell on it.”)

On the eighth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Eight “worst headaches of my life”

On the ninth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Nine Addicts Withdrawing.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Ten Boils A-Popping.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Eleven Belly Pains.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the ER gave to me:

Twelve Viruses “needing” Antibiotics.

Just a little reminder to say “thank you” to all the medical personnel in your life that can’t spend their holidays at home 🙂

Happy Holidays!