I am a huge fan of barre. Tonight’s class was one of the hardest I have ever done and this I what I was thinking.Embed from Getty Images
1) I wonder if anyone has ever cried in class before.
2) I suspect I might be having a seizure there’s so much shaking.
3) I hope that defibrillator is charged.
4) I am pretty sure my hamstrings don’t do that.
5) I didn’t know I had muscles down there but I guess I do.Embed from Getty Images
6) I guess I do have abs under this mommy belly after all.
7) I could go all Xenia from Goldeneye and choke a man with my thighs.
8) I should be ready to start my second career as an ass model tomorrow.
9) I hope I won’t have to use these arms to operate, or drive, or even hold a pen tomorrow.
10) I should have bought a ranch style home.
Damn, that was a good class.Embed from Getty Images