7 Indisputable Facts for Moms of 7 Year-old Boys


My little guy won’t be 7 much longer but here’s what I have learned in the past year about 7 year old boys.

Embed from Getty Images1) They don’t have an off switch. It’s constant full speed ahead until, of course, they spontaneously combust. For both the hyperactivity and the ensuing meltdowns, I suggest you invest in a good pair of ear plugs and an eye mask. There’s not point in fighting it and these tools will make you better at ignoring it.

Embed from Getty Images2) They have no fear. They will jump off of, charge into, ski down…, just about anything without consideration of the bones, ligaments, or internal organs at risk. The good news is, 7 year old boys are pretty resilient and most wounds at this age will heal without consequence. So enforce basic common sense and personal safety (e.g., helmets, no diving in shallow water, look both ways before charging forward) but let them wear their wounds like badges of honor.

Embed from Getty Images3) They are always hot. They will wear shorts to school until December. In the middle of winter they will be shirt less when everyone else is clad in fleece. It will be -11 out (yes, that’s a minus sign and I don’t live in Antarctica) and they will refuse to wear a jacket. Be grateful for heated throws, Northface, and UGGs and just agree to disagree on the actual ambient temperature.

Embed from Getty Images4) They love all sports. Even if you never encourage athleticism they will beg until they are blue in the face to do gymnastics, and football, and lacrosse, and skiing, and baseball, and karate, and soccer, and golf…. (You will wonder how they even learned about lacrosse.) Before you know it you will have committed all of your weekends for the next decade to your kid’s athletic pursuits so find a good family calendar.

Embed from Getty Images5) They know more about technology than you do. You may think you are savvy at limiting screen time but when your iPhone is on the futz they can fix it. If you want to rally for family movie night, you will have to rely on them to change the input on your AV system to Netflix. Oh well, you suck at IT but you may have future engineer on your hand.

Embed from Getty Images]6) They have fleeting interests (other than sports). Your dog will get a bowel obstruction from all the elastics that no longer are needed in that damn loom. You will realize the deep, searing pain of stepping on legos because all of those elaborate sets never make it back into their original boxes. You wonder is it Pokemon they are obsessed with or Minecraft… and one day you will find him doing Sudoku?! Well at least none of the above involve screen time.

Embed from Getty Images7) They don’t really want to snuggle anymore. They have too much kinetic energy to want to curl up with their mammas. They’d rather be doing something dangerous. They’re too hot to be tucked into your heated throw with you. You won’t be able to overcome the House Hunters vs. SportsCenter divide necessary for the TV watching snuggle. They are mad at you because in your technology errant ways you unintentionally offed one of their favorite tech toys. They are more interested in being big boys than little boys. You miss the old days.

And your heart breaks just a little as that 8th birthday approaches. Sniff.

Spouses before louses and 4 other bits of marriage advice

Disclaimer:  I am not an expert on marriage.  I am however, half of a couple whose relationship has spanned almost 14 years with admittedly lots of ups and downs.  And I mean real adult-sized-roller-coaster “ups and downs” where sometimes your stomach is left in your throat.  I also unfortunately have witnessed several extremely close friends go through terrible, heart wrenching divorces.  So, here is my advice to any and all couples contemplating marriage.


  1. Get off the hamster wheel and learn how to fight.

Fights happen.  And this can be a good thing … If you learn “how” to fight, productively.  Fights and arguments are a way to work through problems and differences together in order to get on the same page about real issues.   The thing to understand is that we don’t always fight the same way, often leading to non-productive fighting, which is the same as being on a hamster wheel.  The same problems and fights happening over and over again, without any forward progress.  The goal of any fight or argument should be to be in a different place than where you started.  It might not be over, you may not have the solution in hand, but ground should have been gained.  And this is accomplished by understanding how to argue with each other, respectfully.  For instance, I’d rather have a good, knock down, drag out fight immediately when the problem arises and then I’m over it when the conversation closes.  My husband?  Not so much.  He likes to think things through first…and this takes time.  We prefer to argue with much different styles and on different timelines, which used to lead to more frustration and anger until we figured out a system that works for us.  Disagreements will occur and you have to find a system that works for both of you, because hamster wheels suck – and lead to emotional baggage as the number of unresolved issues and emotions begin to pile up.


  1. Beware the shiny toys.

Remember your favorite childhood teddy bear?  It was soft, snuggly and oh so comfy.  But over time, it became a little raggedy and a little worn.  Then your 6th birthday came and you got that awesome new Peaches N Cream Barbie with that fabulous stole that you could style soooo many ways.  You became obsessed, she was your Favorite new toy ever and not raggedy like that ugly old teddy bear.  But then there was that really stormy night and the walls of your bedroom practically shook with the thunder.  I’m guessing it was that raggedly old teddy bear that you reached for, and not that new Barbie, that made you feel safe and comforted.

Well, guess what? Your spouse can become like that old raggedy teddy bear.  Your spouse is comfortable, knows everything (good and bad) about you, and sometimes can feel a bit “worn in” after fights about bills, potty training, and who stunk up the bathroom have taken their toll.  New plastic shiny toys are still all around when you become an adult, except now they work with you or are at your gym.  She/he doesn’t nag, is “fun”, and oh so exciting.  This person is just like that new Barbie, but I’m guessing, when s*&t hits the fan, you are going to want that warm snuggly old teddy bear, not the Barbie with the hard plasticy pointy boobs.  Lesson:  Real life will not always be sexy or new, but don’t give up or ruin your relationship with the person who knows and loves you the most, for some Barbie or Ken doll who won’t stand the test of time.  Although that affair might seem pretty tempting at the time, it is not worth the emotional havoc it will invariably cause.  Save the fooling around until after the divorce if you so choose.

  1. You married an iPhone.

Okay, not really, but I promise there is a point to this.  You know how the iPhone has all those software upgrades periodically and you never know when they are coming?  Sometimes they are pretty minor changes, and you don’t even notice.  And sometimes, those changes are major with all the colors now a little psychedelic and your phone looking and acting totally brand new.  And then to top it all off, they change the outside as well – the shape, the size, and even the color.  Well, when you walk down the aisle, you are marrying Spouse version 1.0.  The next day this version no longer exists and is replaced with version 1.01, and so on and so forth.  And this is a good thing.  I don’t think any of us want to be the same person, without changing, or growing, or learning for the rest of our lives.  Now, do I wish I had the same figure as my 25 year old self?  Hells yeah, but I’m glad I’ve changed and “hopefully” become a bit wiser and yes, a bit older as well.  You marry your spouse for their essence, not for the person that they are on the day you get engaged.  Sometimes the changes are minor, some may be major, and you probably will never know when they are coming, but that is the commitment and promise of marriage.

4.  Spouses before louses.

Maybe I shouldn’t compare children to lice and yes I know that the plural of louse is actually lice but a) children are a bit parasitic and b) you come up with something that rhymes with spouse.  In other words, your marriage should always come before your children on your priority list.  I realize Giuliana Rancic caught some heat for this sentiment, but I totally agree with her.  Your children will absolutely benefit from a strong and respectful marriage, and marriages based solely on the children will never last.  Because when your children grow up and leave your home, you will all of a sudden find yourself living with a stranger.

  1. Babies make the worst Band-Aids Ever.

Your thoughts regarding children should never include “we’ll talk about this later” or “maybe he/she will change his/her mind”.  This is an important issue you have to discuss prior to marriage – whether or not to have children and certain aspects of how you want them raised.  Because once you have that little screaming bundle of pooping joy, life becomes infinitely much more complex.  Also, having a child will never, ever, ever fix a marriage, because see #4.


So good luck out there to all those young happy couples in love, I hope you at least think about some of this advice, and if in doubt, wait it out!  A broken engagement is better than a broken marriage.  And for the rest of us already married folks, you have to have the downs so you can have the ups, and it’s also nice to have a little reminder every once in awhile to love on “our old teddy bear” a little bit more and more every day 🙂